US urges Hamas to cease rocket attacks on Israel

"These people are nothing but thugs, so Israel is going to defend its people against terrorists like Hamas that indiscriminately kill their own people," Johndroe said in Texas as President George W. Bush was spending the week before New Year's at his ranch here. "They need to stop. We have said in the past that they have a choice to make. You can't have one foot in politics and one foot in terror."

One has to wonder - is there anything that Israel can do that will elicit the slightest criticism from the United States? Well lets see:

• Killing American servicemen - Nope!
• Killing American civilians - Nope!
• Spying on America - Nope!
• Selling American secrets to America's enemies - Nope!
• Murdering innocent men, women, and children in Lebanon and Palestine - Nope!

Well, there you have it - as far as America is concerned, Israel is the perfect little Jewish country...